Ethan Haas Waz a DONG

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FUCK! ! !I SPEnt like 5 HOURS at the ETHAN HASS website trying to decifer that shit and it’ s allFAKE.

APParentlyu there are a bunch of other real sitses but ta this point I DONT GIVE A SHIT. I’m EXSTREMELY TIRED.

The ethjan haas site was OK. There wered 5 PartsT

h.e 1st part was easy. justy simon zes.

Apparently ETHAN HAAS WAS NOT A MAC USER bc the sencond part WAS IMPOSSIBLE. There was some cipher shit but I couldn’t read it. SO I had to find a Walkthrough.

The Third paret was a puzle,pefg solitaire. EASY. Me and my dad used to do these all the tiomes at a restaurant near my house. IT took me LIKE 2 SECONDS.

The 4 th part was A PAIN IN THE ASS. PUZzle like in Zelda when you have to move the statues around. I gave up after like 30 minutes and loked at the aolution.

The 5th part USED THAT FUCKING CIOPHER AGAIN so i had to use the WALKTHROUGH AGAIN.

AFTER ALL THAT BULLSHIT JUIST SOME CHOPOPY VIDEO CLIP AND A PASSWORD. PASsword is DIVINUS. tyope it in august 8 for SOMETHING.

BUT IT DOENT EVEN MATTER NOW bc ITS ALL FAKE. I QUIT IM NOT EVEN GOING STO SEE THE MOVIE NOW THEY WENT WAY OVER TJHE BOARD WITH THIS STYUPID “VIRAL VIDEO” SHIOT.

NO ONE SEE CLOVERFIELD PEACE OF SHIT MOVEI.

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